mooey moustache

A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.

The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.

by krisMedicine April 20, 2010

moustache ride

When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache

To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

mexostache

A mexican mustache. That trails from the center of your upper lip, to the mountainous region of the asshole. Can start at the anus. Genererates 300kohms of butt-crack-heat in less than a second. They are stylish on men, but do not look good on women, unless they are Russian, but they are pretty much men anyways.....

I shaved my mexostache today because I got tired of keeping it up. The powerful shocks to my nutsack did not help either.

by Marmas February 24, 2006

Molestache

verb. To be molested by one with a molestache.

J Barn was molestached by that guy in Italy!

by L Good May 30, 2007

Monstache

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.

Shawn - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!l

by JZ7 May 16, 2011

Molestache

A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.

Oh my god, did you see that freaking molestache? It is creepy.

by That guy witht he hair January 18, 2010

Moistache

Perspiration on the upper lip.

It is so hot out side that I have a moistache.

by wbsmithiv August 16, 2012