mobese

Someone who is not fat but thinks and eats like a fat person.

Sherry you are so mobese that was like your third piece of cake.

by c-dowg October 16, 2007

fat moded coconut

See Javier Meija, a confused Mexican obessed with white women and their culture. Insists upon showing the natural world is 2 inch brown cock and talking about his merc.

"Hey, next week that fat moded coconut is getting married"

by Herbie Vershcmels November 11, 2004

Moked Out

Completely fucked up on some sort of illegal substance.

I was so moked out last night bro; that i totally puked in my britches dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

Moped

An uncircumcised penis.

Look! He has a moped.

by Ayooooo March 7, 2012

Moped

A not too attractive girl or boy friend.

A moped is fun to ride but you don't want to take it around your friends.

by Rickie D June 16, 2008

moted

Common misspelling of "moded". Used to make fun of someone after an embarassing situation.

Guy 1 (to Guy 2): "Man you suck!"
Guy 2: ::sob sob::
Guy 3 (to Guy 2): "Moted!"

by Forbo_El_Mysterio July 2, 2003

mobbed

the greatest skate crew of all
from victoria bc canada

mobbed is the best! ...i love that brett frankson guy...

by b-dizzle June 18, 2003