shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016

Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.

"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"

by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024

fairy mist

The stench of sex after banging a girl. Mostly the smell of vaginal fluids

The fairy mist kept me on 20 minutes after

by Poggeymanzfight March 10, 2017

Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017

Mist Flaive

Definitely a gay vampire in love with Saga

Mist Flaive:" I love you Saga"

by Yakisoba__ November 23, 2021

Misted

when someone dies or gets hurt badly. referencing the term "pink mist"

"i was playing halo with my little brother the other day he got totally misted"

by jucebx March 5, 2021

diddy mist

A secret liquid made by p diddy to give you special powers

my friend used the diddy mist and now he has a raging boner

by sleepysean____ July 6, 2024