meditation sticks

/ˌmed.əˈteɪ.ʃən stɪks/

def.: another term for cigarettes

Scott: yo, you got any meditation sticks on you?
Dylan: yeah, here take a couple

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 22, 2026

mastication party

An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.

I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!

by bitchuck December 15, 2024

Metavation

Metaphysical Motivation

Applying metaphysical principles to transform and elevate your life.

I've been seeing a lot of Metavation on social media recently, my algorithm is fire.

by Metavation January 30, 2025

Motivation

According to the famous world renowned author, podcaster, and solarer, “Zac Dingee”, the word “motivation” is the equal opposite of perceived deprivation.

What is your motivation to go out there and have 25 conversations on the doors every single day.

by Solarer February 21, 2025

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

banana mutilation

The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com

Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 14, 2017

guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017