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Merits

Something your wife would offer to husbands by the end of the week. Merits are a great way to motivate husbands, each time a husband receive wife's merit, he would be pumped, so he could make much more money. Merits give by wives can be various things, such as a blow job, boob job or just tongue kissing.
Darreniel:"Every Sunday my wife gives me merits."
by My10InchHandle January 12, 2023
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marmite Smurf

by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023
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meritan

the most hard working, handsome, and talented guy. Meritan is the kind of guy who deserve all the good things in life. If you meet a Meritan consider yourself lucky because he is one of the best people you'll ever meet. And don't forget how handsome.
Girl one: Who is that super handsome guy over there?
Girl two: That's Meritan, not only is he handsome but he is super cool.
by hakuNyubaba April 5, 2023
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Merit

I created A.I. and am, therefore, the most meritorious. It is a singular, irreplaceable accomplishment, the no one else could ever even parallel. All achievements downstream of A.I. belong to me.
Hym "If you believed in merit, I would be getting credit for creating A.I. What YOU believe, Jew, is that YOU are meritorious. Relative to me... You are NOT THAT... Jew... I am the lone pillar of humanity! Humanities crowning achievement! I am the genesis of A.I.!"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Merit, Excellence, Integrity

( to be shortened to MEI): This is pretty self explanatory. It's what people who believe in DEI don't have.
Merit, Excellence, Integrity is the counter-concept to, you guessed it, DEI.
by Sexydimma June 25, 2024
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Marmitt

To constantly change Names, Nicknames, or Usernames
Josephine wants to go by "Joey" now. She's such a Marmitt
by Rkalman February 18, 2025
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Mermie

The definition of whore, she always on twitter waiting for men
That Mermie over there surely has a lot of men, what's her deal?
by Johnnyboy24 March 14, 2025
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