A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.
Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?
Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?
Jill: Yeah?
Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.
Jill: ???
Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?
Jill: Yeah?
Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.
Jill: ???
Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
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Get the katherine mug.Kitteringham is a type of ham that makes a kitter sound when you throw it against a wall. a tradition practised by Californians.
The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family.
The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.
The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family.
The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.
Kittering Hams tastes gross, man!
Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally
avoid them, man!
Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally
avoid them, man!
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"The kittening that took place while we were gone for the weekend was extreme. We'll be cleaning all week! I can't believe they shredded every spare roll of toilet paper in the pantry. How did they open the door in the first place??"
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