balcony kids 

Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.

"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."

"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"

balcony kids by chochelle November 21, 2017

brooklin kids 

A group of kids in Brooklin, Ontario who are mostly rich and spoiled and the rest of the kids in Brooklin who aren’t rich hate being called brooklin kids.

“Oh I think their all Brooklin kids they must be rich lol”

brooklin kids by Randomusernameso June 4, 2018

Logo kids 

Controversial group consisting of toxic fans of logos from famous and small companies, they have originated in 1970s when the known logo the Viacom logo (nicknamed "V of Doom") was invented.

"Logo kids are worse than PC Master Race!" - MacBook Pro M1

Logo kids by Ryan900USAYT March 26, 2022

Super lit kids 

Annoying ahh kids that recolor characters from shows and call it their “oc” then they use the comeback “bro you just posted cringe you are going to lose subscriber” every milisecond. They also pretend they are 18.

(House 1)
Child : Dad, I’m a super lit kid
Dad : I’m going to buy milk

(House 2)
Child : I hate super lit kids
Dad : I love you son

Super lit kids by BellybuttonLicker December 16, 2022

My wife left me and took the kids 

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Stray Kids 

8 member Korean boy group with 8 all rounders; also known by the name of baby photos

"God's Menu by Stray kids is the soty"

"Step out! We are Baby Photos!"

Stray Kids by linostickers November 7, 2020

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019