Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022

Instant

Instant is sort of a mod in the xxchiak1xx server. Too bad he can't get a girlfriend or a discord kitten, sadly. Plays Genshin Impact sometimes so I guess he's not all that bad. If you're under 15+, you're safe. He's also gay for Dead Inside

Haha lol no example for Instant lmao😭✌️

by pissnene December 27, 2021

Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years

Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret

by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022

instant sprung

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.

Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.

by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005

instant motion films

He REALLY likes superman.

instant motion films has a problem.

by john doe (aka Jackson) January 9, 2021

Instant taterfuckation

Whipping up a bowl of instant potatoes 😋 then sticking your dick into it.

Instant taterfuckation works better for guys then it does for girls!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

by Monopoly God May 9, 2021