Loose hose 

A sensational reaction that occurs when a male is suddenly put in such a strong sexual situation that the male's flaccid penis releases its load without prior alarm, as if the penis was a "loose hose".

The man got a loose hose when he encountered Olivia Wilde waiting for him in his bedroom.

Loose hose by Jibby Kootz June 10, 2013

Mastodon Hose 

n. A very large penis.

I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!

Mastodon Hose by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

rubber hose 

The act of going to the receiving end of a glory hole and pulling as hard as you can on someone's penis until it beings to look like a rubber garden hose

I was catching some dome at a glory hole when the asshole gripped and ripped. Made my shit look like a rubber hose

rubber hose by Unusually Large Meat July 10, 2017

Getting Hoped 

When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.

Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.

Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.

Getting Hoped by stuartc1 June 17, 2020

charge the hose 

the point after mind over bladder fails and at which you have to piss so bad that to relieve pressure on your bladder you relax allowing pee to enter your weiner but you hold it by squeezing the end of it (with your fingers) until you can whip it out and take a proper piss.

think of a firefighter hooking up a fire hose to the fire hydrant. before they put out the fire, they have to open the valve and pressurize the hose, hence "charging the hose".

(on a road trip)

A. Pull over, I have to piss so bad!
B. How much time do I have?
A. None at all, I have to charge the hose!
B. Shit, you better grab that empty water bottle then, you are in deep trouble

charge the hose by prick reuben October 4, 2011

drain the hose 

Most commonly refers to taking a piss, but may also refer to masturbation.

Be right back, just need to drain the hose.

drain the hose by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Chilling with the hose 

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

Chilling with the hose by tragicqueenofthenorth September 7, 2019