Hoffed

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.

Ken hoffed the shit out of that training document.

by fatpricks1 April 10, 2011

hoffman

The space between the bottom of the nose and the upper lip.

"Dude! that fucker had a long hoffman just like that actor Dustin Hoffman."

"I've got a lot of dead space on my face and better grow a moustache to cover my wasteful hoffman."

by mark v April 4, 2006

Big Hoffa

A guy who has put in work in the game, and has earned stripes.

Who do you think you are some kind of Big Hoffa, you ain't done no dirt!

by The ENC August 28, 2006

Jimmie Hoffman

A very hot kid with lots of class ;)

Jimmie Hoffman just walked by and I almost touched him, like omg!

by Micheal Marzy March 4, 2008

Levi Hoffman

Sexy and hot. All around the funniest and most epic guy you will ever meet. Good to hang out with a Lorenzo or Andrew

That guy is so hot. Almost like Levi Hoffman hot!

by FlameytheBoy64 February 12, 2020

Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Cha

An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.

Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed

Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!

Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Hoffnuts

(adj.) Batshit insane and likely drunk.

Bill: "You ever watch two girls one cup?"

Bob: "Yeah that was gross... those bitches are hoffnuts."

by captainmerv85 August 18, 2009