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Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...
I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.
by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005
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Handisexual

(1) A person who pretends to be mentally retarded, developmentally delayed, or physically disabled to warrant sympathy and attract someone of the opposite sex.

(2) Pretending to have a disability either mental or physical to attract someone in the fetish crowd who finds the disabled such as amputees, wheelchair bound, or developmentally delayed sexually exciting.

(3) Drawing attention to or feigning a disability to seem alluring or attractive to a potential sexual partner.
Because Jeremy was too lazy to be on top during sexual intercourse, he borrowed a wheelchair and donned his "handisexual" gear to go clubbing.

Naomi found men who were physically helpless quite attractive. This brought out her handisexual tendancies.
by Jeremy Plante August 27, 2005
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Handiface

Retarded looking. Ugly; someone who lacks beauty and much more.
I would love you if you weren't such a handiface
by Tien_ October 13, 2005
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ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.
by Allah February 2, 2005
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handifagger

A person who is all of the following: handicapped, a faggot, and a nigger.
Dude 1: Dude check out that nigger in that wheelchair hitting on those guys!
Dude 2: He's such a handifagger!!
by Savage J October 27, 2007
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handi-capped

v. (past tense) to shoot a person who is disabled
I couldn't take it any more... Timmay just refused to shut up, so I handi-capped his ass.
by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010
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Handifuck

1. To have sex with one that is handicapped
Did you see that wheelchair-bound chick at the party last night? Yeah, I took her in the back room and handifucked her.
by Red on the Head Fred January 9, 2008
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