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MC Hawking

Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz
Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches
by James Lowe September 6, 2004
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Steven Hawking

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.
Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011
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Stephen Hawkings

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.
I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.
by Apumar April 23, 2008
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Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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hocking ham

Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.
by Montus September 14, 2007
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Hanking

The unsportsmanlike act of powering off or pulling the plug on your game console while in the midst of defeat. (Whether it be large or small)
John was losing to Mike in Madden by a score of 35-10 in the 3rd quarter, so he hanked the cord. We agreed that there would be no hanking before the game.
by ManForThePeople January 16, 2014
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