Drew’s Argentinian Grandpa 

Literally every video’s patreon end card has this
I am literally dying because of this

*Random patreon follower*
DREW’S ARGENTINIAN GRANDPA
*Another random patreon follower*

Drew’s Argentinian Grandpa by Dead Bart April 10, 2023

grabby grandpa

an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex

Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.

grabby grandpa by Steven Herraiz August 16, 2009

ur grandpa transvestite 

This is worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma tranny". This phrase should NOT be messed with and should ONLY be used under critical circumstances.

timothy: ur mom gay

me: no u

timothy: then ur dad lesbian

me: *red eyes* omae wa mou shindeiru
me: UR GRANDPA TRANSVESTITE

timothy: *instantaneously dies of embarrassment and defeat*

ur grandpa transvestite by donaldtrumpisntmydad March 11, 2018

your grandpa 

the next version of your face comments; commonly followed by the words "last night".

1: sprry, i was too busy last night
2: your mom was too busy last night
1: i was too busy with your grandpa last night

1: i was exhausted
2: your grandpa was exhausted last night

your grandpa by Jillay December 7, 2006

uncle Grandpa 

When your uncle gets married to yo grandma and is now your uncle grandpa.

yo who the fuck is that?

that’s my uncle grandpa you thot

uncle Grandpa by suckmymiddletoe November 7, 2018

Goofy ahh grandpa lookin 

Bro gets no bitches and looks mad deformed. This man is ugly and is a NPC

Look at this Goofy ahh grandpa lookin

Goofy ahh grandpa lookin by zoob1 May 11, 2022

Uncle Grandpa 

That grandpa you have that lives by himself in that bigass house. He's loaded. He's got that big shiny SUV. Always got his prescription sunglasses on. Wears a hat even while inside. Socks and sandals all day bitch. Unless he has his fly hi-top blue sneakers or boots. Goes to the bank to get you your fat weekly allowance. In his pajamas. Makes everybody call him Uncle *insert name* You could totally see him in a rap video.

Jake: Howie your grandpa is so cool.

Howie: That's Uncle Grandpa to you.

Uncle Grandpa by McFly got some new kicks March 10, 2013