gobshite

one who is so ignorant his father claims Subsidies from the EU argiculture department for him (him being counted as a sheep or bullock)

That person is a gobshite for introducing penalty points

by Árd Mhacha October 8, 2003

gerbs

Redundant skin and subcutaneous fat at the lateral aspect of the abdomen. Love handles. Especially when most noticeable from behind. Originally derived from an individual surnamed "Gerber" who exemplified this as his most prominent feature.

Eating all these buffalo wings is going to give me gerbs.

That girl's gerbs are hanging over her pants.

by bm#2 January 1, 2010

Gobstopper

With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. You can give her a smack on the ass when you're done, if you want.

"I gave that random ock a gobstopper last night."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008

Gorbachev

1. In short, "da man"

2. The man who aided the dilapidated, mud-splattered Soviet people in obtaining the freedom they desired by liberalizing the Soviet system in unprecendened ways.

If it weren't for Gorbachev, we'd still be wearing Adias sweatpants and sandals with socks.....

oh wait...

by Albert Miaskovsky August 22, 2004

mikhail gorbachev

A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.

Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?

by Dental malpractizzle May 27, 2006

Gorbie Gap

a Gorbie gap is the gap in between your pants and the top of your sock.
it is often associated with laziness carelessness and being un-self aware.
contrary to popular belief wearing shorts is not considered having a Gorbie gap.
if you ever see any model or celebrity with a Gorbie gap then you should instantly un-follow them on every social media platform you know.

yo tfue, ninja has a massive gorbie gap today. Yeah we better stay away from him.

by Icecatz January 15, 2020