Gonk

Bruno Bundey

Omg beth got with bruno he’s such a gonk!

He/She is such a gonk

by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022

Gonkschmeagled

To be incredibly confused. Bewildered.

I'm so gonkschmeagled that Reese did that.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

gonk

African tribesman whom makes native calls to his people

theirs are gonk leader

by ray gonk quall March 13, 2023

Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.

Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”

by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023

gohklet

people who gonk their chair when they’re dathhead

you’re seeming kind of gohklet today

by tristens ass August 14, 2023

Goinker

Gooch Bertram

Man what the fuck, she's such a Goinker

by FlannelGinger12 July 28, 2024

Gonk

v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.

Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"

by SinkCat August 14, 2024