Cerb goblin

Since standard income is here to stay, those who never return to work and opt to stay on standard income will be referred as Cerb goblins.

"yeah I get it he's got a new Moncler, jokes on you girl he's a cerb goblin"

"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".

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shitty goblin

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).

I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).

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Goblin Pussy

drain pussy/bussy - Izit2023

You’re all just mad because you get zero Goblin Pussy

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honey goblin

A hoe who is after your money.

This ho is a honey goblin

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disaster goblin

Radiates chaotic neutral energy . One may attain "disaster goblin status".
reference: Youtube, "vines for disaster goblins" 2018

Old school RuneScape (may also be) in reference to Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals.

" i am a disaster goblin and i've never felt so appreciated, this is beautiful, i'm crying into all this gold i've stolen " - Booty Duke

" I achieved my disaster goblin status when I finally got over my salmonella on christmas day only to come down with strep throat the very next day " - Wikjah Greenwell

by DEd_fekuf December 29, 2018

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