Function

If you're from San Diego, you know what a function is.

For you outsides, a function is a kickback, party, where people be swanging, getting faded and fucked up. An infamous place for fights and drama.

Person 1: You going to the function tomorrow?
Person 2: Nawh, my girl don't like it when I go to functions, she don't trust me.

by SExSD October 21, 2011

functionality

Function. A non-word that is used by everyone who has ever done any thing with software.

This functionality will help you overcome the opportunity presented by your synergistic paradigm.

by teej October 16, 2003

pole fancy

someone who is gay

Person 1: Hey, have you heard Justin Bieber's new song?

Person 2: No, Justin Bieber is a fucking pole fancy...

by CarlosSpicyWeiner May 25, 2010

Functional Junkie

An individual who is addicted to narcotic drugs like heroin, morphine, oxycodone (OxyContin/Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodin), or other opioids, but can still maintain a normal and successful life.

A functional junkie is a person that can have a family, have a successful career, successful education, and maintain relationships, as long as they have their dope, because once they don't have it, then everything spirals out of control.

by TJM91 June 18, 2009

Edward Fancy Hands

Edward Fancy Hands is very similar to Edward 40 Hands except...more fancy. Instead of taping a 40 to each hand, you tape a 750mL bottle of wine to each hand. Same rules apply as for Edward 40 Hands. This is not to be attempted by novice drinkers, even though the game is similar to Edward 40 Hands, the outcome is much different.

A person after Edward 40 Hands:
"Wow I'm nice and drunk but I still know what I'm doing and having fun!"

A person after Edward Fancy Hands:
*belligerently screaming* "Hey bitch, show me your boobs!"

by donkeyass March 25, 2007

Fancy Dress

Themed party where the attendees all wear clothes not typical of their daily attire. Not to be confused with FORMAL DRESS.

Girl 1: What are you wearing to Kim's fancy dress party?
Girl 2: A wonderwoman costume :)
Boy 1: Rad!

by Allie December 10, 2004

Funch

When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.

The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.

by LAFF April 23, 2004