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finales funkeln

1)A genital disorder in which semen shoots out of the penis in a straight line, similar to that of a laser.

2)Can also be a breast disorder, in which the same issue occurs, yet with breast milk coming from the left breast.
Girl: Man you missed my face
Boy: Sorry, I've got finales funkeln, I have to aim directly at you to hit.
by Peniscadaver553 June 22, 2011
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golden funnel

Receiving a Golden Shower while wearing a plastic collar guard like those put on a dog to prevent agitating of wounds.
I gave that bitch a golden funnel last night!!!
by forrest484 May 12, 2006
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Funcle

A man who is both one's father and uncle. If someone "has a funcle", you're saying they're really dumb and demented. Persephone from Greek mythology quite literally had a funcle. If someone "marries their funcle", you're saying they will do anything without hesitation.
guy 1: That's weird.
guy 2: that is NOT weird! You totally have a funcle!
by Aphrodite's Reincarnation March 1, 2009
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Funcle

A cross between a father and uncle. Like when your mom marries her husband's brother or has sex with him.

Usually done between incestual familie's who have no scrupels about who they get it on with or what monstrosities they may produce if they happen to get pregnant by the funcle.
that girl's dad's brother married his wife. Now he's her funcle.
by psuef March 30, 2009
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Fatty Funnel Cake

The act of a male pulling out his penis from the doggy style position to ejaculate on a woman's butt after which he throws powdered sugar on a bitch to make a dashing funnel cake-looking design.
Nate gives Daria her favorite fatty funnel cake when she's a good girl.
by JiggleB October 5, 2016
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Coney Island Funnel Cake

When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.
A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!

Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...
by J-Dawg Deezy October 27, 2008
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Funnel monkey

The body of a person wherther dead or live that is sucked up into the funnel of a tornado and people can see it spinning around the funnel.

The term is used by teens ect. in tornado ally around the midwest and south part of the united states.

Funnel monkeys are not common but have been seen from time to time spinning around and around a tornado funnel.
Look there's a funnel monkey!
by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011
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