8 definitions by JiggleB

King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.
That creeper sent all the little girls his nasty nudes before King Poke destroyed him.
by JiggleB November 12, 2016
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AS of SI is a clash of clans player that is like a bucket of marshmallows and is as cute as the goji meow stickers he loves. He is commonly referred to as the greatest townhall 9 in CoC. Jew know what I'm saying? He's fiercely loyal to his clan and is irreplaceable. When he's not smashing war bases, he's also the fearless leader of AS123. His mates are lucky to have him.
He pulled an AS of SI and nailed all the war bases. What a great player.
by JiggleB January 19, 2017
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The act of a male pulling out his penis from the doggy style position to ejaculate on a woman's butt after which he throws powdered sugar on a bitch to make a dashing funnel cake-looking design.
Nate gives Daria her favorite fatty funnel cake when she's a good girl.
by JiggleB October 5, 2016
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The act of a male pulling out his penis from the doggy style position to ejaculate on a woman's butt after which he throws powdered sugar on a bitch to make a dashing funnel cake-looking design.
Daria had to clean off after Nate gave her a fattyfunnelcake.
by JiggleB October 5, 2016
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MG08 also know as the God of Sexiness is a fluffy panda that leads the amazing clan Marklor on Clash of Clans. He is the most handsome, sweet panda to ever walk the earth, but don't forget he will also three star all your bases like the beast he is. P.S. his GF is so hot and everyone wishes they could have her. He is MG The God
That guy wishes he can be MG08.
by JiggleB January 18, 2017
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Sike GoW is an adorable man with the most pure heart. He's the most loyal and down to earth cholonigga you'll ever meet. Laid back and always happy, Sike of Gow will show you unprecedented trust and respect. He will blow your mind away with his honor and kindness. He is a man of his word and the greatest friend one could ask for. He can take a roast but be prepared to get destroyed if you dare. His confidence and sweetness draws all the ladies. Although he doesn't tell everyone, he's always got a fire chick down for him. He'll have a beer in one hand and raid your Clash base with the other. That's how sike rolls.
I wish I was sike gow so I could smash that clash base like a pro.
by JiggleB January 19, 2017
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Lord KSP, also known as King Slayer of mad Pussy in more private circles, has a godly cock that every chick wishes they could experience. While the ladies stay chasing, it's best to remember that Lord KSP also puts little bitches in their fucking spot. Dig your grave before pissing off the one, the only, the Lord KSP.
The voluptuous broad got on her knees and begged Lord KSP for the honor to please him.
by JiggleB November 13, 2016
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