Flapsturbation

The act of masturbating a penis that never gets hard.

I jerked my ween for like, 2 hours last night, but in the end it was just flapsturbation, as it never got hard.

by Steven Spoilerg February 3, 2015

fnipsel

Slang word for a pimple.

When i woke up i had a fnipsel.

by Haurum March 10, 2017

flapsexual

One who is sexually aroused by low IQ individuals, yet who are very sexy.

NaticGalaxy: Oh I'm flapsexual ;)

by NaticGalaxy June 23, 2021

income flaps

1. A prostitutes vagina.
2. A descriptive phrase for a high maintenance woman.

"She looks like she's got 'income flaps'"

by Barry Coleman December 21, 2006

cock flaps

A womens beef curtains / labea / fanny flaps.

"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."

by unclechicken May 2, 2010

lab flaps

used in discribing large labia lips,large pouty lips that usually resemble a butterfly when spread

said aloud while eating pussy"shit those are the biggest lab flaps ive ever eaten

by choda4u2 March 12, 2011

Dappy Flaps

When a loose girl's labia majora dangles considerably lower than the rest of her vagina, much like the headwear Dappy from N Dubz wears.

"Man, that Lucy is PENG!"
"Yeah, but she gets around a bit. I hear gyal's got Dappy Flaps."

by Darkwun October 24, 2011