flesh helmet

When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese

Kinky bitches love the flesh helmet

by mad bagger February 21, 2015

Flesh Snorkel

Flesh Snorkel is another name for a penis. It is referred to in this manner due to a male's penis diving into a female's moistened meat clam, thereby snorkeling.

"Man she was so ready, her nanner curtains were so moist that I rammed my flesh snorkel right in!"

by Genjio August 17, 2015

flesh blade

Refers to the males cock.

I want to put my flesh blade inside her!

by Leftcoast3333 October 21, 2015

Flesh Basket

A multiple person 69 where the participants are "woven" together while simultaneously giving and receiving oral sex.

"... Yeah she wanted to 69"
"Dude thats sweet"
"But it turned out to be a flesh basket"
"oh"

by KiteCfdfdffdfdsfsdf August 11, 2017

fleshy popsicle

The act of somehow aquiring and maintaining an erection within a cold environment causing it to be cold to the touch.

*I was sporting one hell of a fleshy popsicle outside.*

by Veiny1072 January 6, 2018

Flesh tongs

Another name for your fingers.

James wasn’t able to pick up the lettuce for his taco with the regular tongs, so he used his flesh tongs.

by Wtrsthegreat November 14, 2018

Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."

I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.

by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020