huge obsession on harry potter. like just tell him u like him!
"wonderful harry potter, with his broomstick and his scar"
-Draco
revealed by lucius malfoy that draco has been saying that for a dozen times.
"wonderful harry potter, with his broomstick and his scar"
-Draco
revealed by lucius malfoy that draco has been saying that for a dozen times.
exhibit A: draco malfoy climbs up a tree and waits for harry to go outside. just for harry.
exhibit B: draco does that whole choreography with his gang at hagrid's class (poa)
exhibit C: would risk getting detention and getting dressed as a dementor to torment harry. like, no bully would work THAT hard but go off i guess
exhibit D: wanted to be friends with him and probably squealed when someone said harry was on the train, and probably wailed when harry rejected him
exhibit B: draco does that whole choreography with his gang at hagrid's class (poa)
exhibit C: would risk getting detention and getting dressed as a dementor to torment harry. like, no bully would work THAT hard but go off i guess
exhibit D: wanted to be friends with him and probably squealed when someone said harry was on the train, and probably wailed when harry rejected him
by batwithdicks December 31, 2020
Get the Draco Malfoymug. Draco Malfoy is a dangerously unattractive character in the movie series Harry Potter.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.
Person 1: omg omg draco malfoy is so hot
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him
by grungehippie December 1, 2021
Get the draco malfoymug. Draco Malfoy is actually a very bad character. Most people only love him because he’s hot, like yeah Tom Felton is hot but Draco isn’t. He’s kind of an asshole. He was forced to be a death eater but like no one cares cuz I also have daddy issues but I don’t see no one simping for me. He also said it would be fun to see Hermione Granger get sexually assaulted
“Hey, I just said that it would be fun to see someone get sexually assaulted because my father doesn’t love me”
“That is so Draco Malfoy of you
“That is so Draco Malfoy of you
by the official wasp April 10, 2023
Get the Draco Malfoymug. The hottest guy ever with blonde hair and grey eyes. He tries to be tough, but he can be a real softie. But don’t let his dreamy eyes make you forget his dirty mindedness!!! He will only wear green and black, and his clothes are very formal. He will love you with all of his heart, and he will risk his life to make you happy!
Girl 1: Omg, who’s that hot guy wearing the green and black suit?
Girl 2: Back off, that’s Draco, and he’s mine.
Girl 2: Back off, that’s Draco, and he’s mine.
by XxHarry Potter_FNAF-FanxX January 17, 2023
Get the Dracomug. A Draco is the most exquisite specimen that ever existed. He’s sooooo hoootttttt and he makes you want to to take all of your clothes off and beg him to shove you against your locker, choke you and tell you that your a good little slut. You have to threat him to make out with you and if he doesn’t want to you NEED to slap his butt and then you attach him to your bed and you ride him slow and hard.
by La bernache September 26, 2022
Get the Dracomug. A MASSIVE TURD or PILE OF SHIT.
IT STICKS BADLY, AND IS VERY COWARDLY.
DOGS LOVE DRACOS.
DOGS EAT SHIT.
IT STICKS BADLY, AND IS VERY COWARDLY.
DOGS LOVE DRACOS.
DOGS EAT SHIT.
OMG...I have to take a HUGE DRACO!
BEFORE I DRACO MY PANTS!!!
IT'S SO BIG, I'M GONNA NEED A STICK or (UN PALO) TO BREAK IT UP, AND FLUSH THAT MOFO. 😱😱😱 DOWN THE TOILET.
or. Fuck you, you piece of DRACO. ! 🖕
BEFORE I DRACO MY PANTS!!!
IT'S SO BIG, I'M GONNA NEED A STICK or (UN PALO) TO BREAK IT UP, AND FLUSH THAT MOFO. 😱😱😱 DOWN THE TOILET.
or. Fuck you, you piece of DRACO. ! 🖕
by DALLAS_JOE October 16, 2022
Get the DRACOmug. 
Get the Draco Malfoymug.