upper deck

depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.

That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned!

by Jake Fischer March 3, 2005

steam deck

When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.

by Professor Brendt July 16, 2021

Swag on Deck

The ability to captivate someone with both personality and style!

I got my swag on deck today

by Franklin Lawrence 2 July 23, 2010

crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

deck change

Deciding to change on a pool deck instead of going to the locker room by wrapping a towel around oneself becasue you are either too lazy or too tired to bother. Normally involves staring from others and flashing of butt, or boobs.

Hillary was in the middle of a deck change after her swim meet because she was too tired to walk all the way to the locker room and some creepy caoch kept looking at her while she changed.

by tootired February 25, 2010

Quarter deck

Punishment imposed by your DI when you're a jarhead that fucked up royal. Often involving murderous sets of pushups or other calisthenics.

"Get your ass on the quarter deck and start pushing, maggot!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

cold-decking

To secretly replace the real deck in a card game with a stacked one.

John cold-decked the poker game.

by exces6 January 8, 2005