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cunteroffer 

the bullshit and nervy offer you get from your soon to be ex- wife when you are going thru divorce proceedings.
My attorney sent me over another cunteroffer from my soon to be ex-wife. Is she out of her fuckin mind?

Cold Cunted 

The female version of being "Cock Blocked".
Man! Did you see that? That grenade just Cold Cunted the shit out of me.
Cold Cunted by GauchoMac March 3, 2010

cuntered 

To get completly mashed on booze. To be excessivly drunk.
Josh - What you up to this Saturday mate?

Sam - Imz gonna go out and get focken cuntered innit!!!
cuntered by Perrance March 21, 2007
Cunties are small cunts. They are cunts in training.
Jake: Kid's these days suck dicks for free at age 10
Ric: yeah, they're definitely cunties
Cunties by sicc boi ricc December 5, 2017

cuntbeard 

from the noun cunt and beard it describes one of genital who really takes the biscuit when it comes to abundant tufts.
"Oi, you, cuntbeard, you truly are a beardy cunt, aren't you?"

"You know the type, a real cuntbeard"
cuntbeard by Lord Herrington August 10, 2007
Australian slang for being dobbed in by another person
Teacher: "Why are you late?
Student 1: "Sorry I had to go to the toilet"
Student 2: " No you didn't I saw you on your phone down the hallway"
Student 1: "WTF you've just cunted me for no reason"
Cunted by FOLEY321 June 2, 2019