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crank fart

explosive rancid gas from snorting low-grade brown crank.
"Oh my god, I think I just shit myself" Johnny says, after plasting out a crank fart.
by MT Sack June 21, 2003
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crank wang

1.A device used to smoke meth.the glass dick. 2.When you get way cranked out and your wang becomes smaller than usual.
1.Candace took a hit off of the crank wang. 2.I've been up for a week and got crank wang like woah.Crank wang crankin.M/M
by Rubber D-nis M/M March 1, 2008
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cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.
I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.
by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009
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Crankandstein

A none mythical fireman with very large feet, the name refers to the conceptul size of his penis. The subject is one who others find to do the dirty jobs and bail others out of trouble.
Capt.- son anyone with feet that big has got to have a crank that looks likea baby's arm holding an apple.

Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.
by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009
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Crankabitchapotamus

It's the word used to describe someone so cranky and so bitchy that you drop your jaw in awe. Generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.
"Don't provoke me! The power was out, so I overslept, and couldn't straighten my hair, then I broke a nail! I'm such a crankabitchapotamus today!"
by Mother of crankapotamus April 6, 2010
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Crank Dick

A dick that instead of stroking requires cranking to achieve orgasm.
She's only good at that Mario party game because mick has a crank dick
by Keymaster43 October 6, 2015
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crank ass bitch

"Crank ass bitch" "Crank" (N) A term use to describe a female who is having sexual actions with numerous men in a very short time spam.
She's been having sex with the whole state of Maryland, she's definitely a "crank ass bitch!" "Crank ass bitch" "Crank" (N) A term used to describe a female who is having sex with numerous men in a very short time spam.
by Cranksbetrippin July 23, 2016
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