bitch crank

1.v. To cause bodily harm to an individual with malicious physical force (with or without a weapon).
2.v. To attack
3. v. To assault

This old lady was giving me some shit today at the grocery store, so I bitch cranked her ass right into the rice crispy treats display.

by The Biz 69 September 7, 2006

cranap

Taking a crap and a then a nap in the stall at work. Sometimes combined with a little wacking off to help with the hangover hornies.

Man, I'm destroyed today, I'm gonna go take a cranap, cover for me.

by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007

crank wanker

A derogatory term for a guy signifying that they love to masterbate or "whack off." Could be substituted for-
"He's a real jack-off."

You're a real crank wanker.

by Walt Stratton January 30, 2008

crank that fizz

A dance in which one does two pelvic thrusts then rotates their body 90 degrees to the right

Oh shit look at Nate Jay and Elan crank that fizz!

by erice2010 May 21, 2009

crank booger

A large nose nugget made especially hard and sharp from particularly trashy crank or meth, and sometimes, teh cola, usually from being stepped on by a Frankenstein. Crank boogers can be very difficult to dislodge in total, making one work for it like a miner, and making one to exclaim when caught at the herculean chore, "Goddamn crank booger!" so as to raise sympathy for the dirty nose picker.

First guy, "Damn dude, are you diggin' for gold up there?"

Second guy, "Goddamn crank booger!"

First guy, "Ahhh, dude..."

by ColoradoRick67 April 1, 2011

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Crane-claw

The act of holding a fork or spoon as a base and using the index finger to grab any food and pull the food onto the pre-mentioned base. It allows for mass contamination of food.

Did you see Uncle Steve come in and crane-claw that slice of ham? I'm not going to eat any more of that.

by Randy Gato II January 2, 2012