Chopped Up

Getting hammered. White boy wasted... pretty much just shit faced drunk

Dude, I just took 8 shots of 151. I'm so chopped up right now

by DIFJSOFJI January 16, 2011

chopped

when person 1 hits person 2 in the throat with a horizontal karate chop

jaime chopped joe howard in the throat, and joe howard freaked out.

by mr. cuervo February 19, 2005

Chopped N Screwed

A Famous record Label Directed By Mike Wattz

Hey Sup Jinsey Do Ya know Dat New Song Produced By Lil
Romeo

Yeah Men Shit Comes From Record Label Chopped N Screwed

by Killasy C May 30, 2006

chopped

a good ass whoopin'.

Damn homie! Rich chopped the fuck outta Brandon!

by Ric Dank December 23, 2003

Chopped Sausage

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

by Who do you think?? May 11, 2008

chopped

When the call on your cell gets dropped- When it cuts you off and it really pisses you off, the call got chopped.

I was on my cell learnin where my ho was when the call got chopped.

by Chill June 1, 2004

Chopped

Being high and drunk and the same time!

your brother needs to stop getting chopped from weed and liquor at the same time!

by Nate-da-great February 1, 2008