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Canon

A newer whiny phrase often used by pissy fanboys to indirectly infer that a certain storyline in a set continuity arrogantly does not exist, regardless if at all.
"I do not like that video game, Sonic Battle. Therefore, since 'I' do not like it, it is not 'canon' in the series' story! I have created a new trend! Now no one will play it anymore because IT'S NOT CANON!!" -BadCase#44755890002
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Canon

Canon is someone who is outgoing, tries to be funny, and a ladies man. He’s a complete flirt so be careful! Canon is NOT someone to be in a long term relationship with, rather be would like one night stands or flings. If Canon really has his heart into something though, he will commit fully (rare) also his dad may or may not be a complete dilf!
Canon is always flirting with those girls!
by Real onion 101 June 5, 2020
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canonically queer

Canonically queer are prime queer rep! They are queer. They get to live. They get to love. They are our happy ending queer rep we've been looking for.
Did you know that *insert two characters* are canonically queer!
by IM QUEER AN IM HERE February 18, 2021
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spam canon

A spam canon sends an artillery barrage of posts to a forum or message board. See also, Spamzilla and Tspam-nami.
Intercaust posts porn on the forums at www.leghumper.com like he is using a spam canon.
by Intercaust February 4, 2004
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Pudding cannons

Term used to describe a large belly. It sounds more manly and more unique than calling one fat. People respect a man with pudding cannons.
You're really skinny, but I have pudding cannons!
by Nitovimi December 5, 2009
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Calcium Cannons

Hey Niels that peki has Calcium Cannons, put your wiener back in ur pants
by Birdmagnet July 15, 2022
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canon ball

When you hollow out an egg and fill it with cum or any other bodily fluid. whe these explode they generally go every where and it hilarios.
that was so funny whe we threw those canon balls at that nerd! some of that shit got in his face!
by jizballer June 22, 2009
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