britain

uncontrollable immigration and crap eurovision entrys and low lives in council estates

britain is full of political correctness, soaps like eastenders and correnation street and has shit weather

by charlottepickle April 26, 2008

great britain

The two GREATEST things to come from Britain? America and the Beatles.

i love you awesome british people!

by kate January 7, 2004

Britarded

When someone acts stupid and basically sounds just like Brianne after drinking Lemonade with wayyy too much sugar in it.

1) Wow, you're britarded.
2) That was one of the most britarded things you have ever done.
3) She's the slut...boooonnngggg.
4) Damn I really want a bagel.

by Kershaw July 5, 2004

britarded

when something is BRILLIANT, but RETARDED.

All the Matrix movies are britarded!

by Brian Owenby June 18, 2008

Gin in the Brita

Anytime one thing is replaced with another. Originally invented as an April Fool's Day prank. Water can be removed from any container that holds it and replaced with gin, vodka or any other clear spirit. An unsuspecting person will pour a glass and drink it down. Hopefully that person will spit it out all over their large, heaving breasts or at least go to work at a pet store completely shit-faced.

Customer: "I think that salesperson is drunk!"
Store Mananger: "It's okay miss. His roommate put Gin in the Brita."
Customer: "Wow, Gin in the Brita. Gin in the Brita? Gin in the Brita is a fucked up idea!"
Store Manager: "By Jim!"

by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2005

Subliminal messages in a Britany Spears song

I decided to play "Hit me baby one more time" BACKWARDS, and you'll be astounded and truely amazed at what I found! The first sound on this definition is the results of my venture!

There is no written example for this you dumbass!
There is no written example for this you dumbass!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Bratash

To be from England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland

"I was born in England therefore I am Bratash"

by Bratashbrat December 26, 2005