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The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.
by lazirus July 06, 2004
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The mental state of mind that men/boys take on when they become fans in any way shape or formof pop music. It is a state of being incredibly homosexual, and decide to callously and so obviously hide your carnal desires surrounding your fellow man by saying you think the female pop star is attractive, and you only like her for that reason. When in reality, you want to assimilate into the female sex, and give female friends tips about hairstyles and ways of dressing while at night, dating cute young boys and taking them home, and doing the nasty with them.
I once knew someone that went to a Britany Spears concert because she was "way hot, dude". While we gave him a false sense of security by saying "Oh, yeah, right, because she's hot, we understand." when he left the room, the first words out of our bodies were "FUCKIN' FAG."
by lazirus July 08, 2004
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An extremely common version of randomization (just mashing keys... like dgf9wehguwehg) that is often used by people who play Rainbow Six games a lot. It is so common that I am now making it an urban terminology.
"Bill swallows."
"That makes me nervous."
"Why is that?"
"He's having a dinner party tonight and..."
"Let me guess, you're going?"
"HELLLSSSSSS no, my brother is, and he's got a shaved head, ripped body, and an Iron Cross around his neck, and he's going to a gay man's party."
"Oh, well that's a recipe for connundrum."
"Jigga what?"
"Todd, you're such a fag."
"So?"
"I hate fucking fags."
"...I-"
"I'm your brother you see."
"That makes me nervous."
"Why is that?"
"He's having a dinner party tonight and..."
"Let me guess, you're going?"
"HELLLSSSSSS no, my brother is, and he's got a shaved head, ripped body, and an Iron Cross around his neck, and he's going to a gay man's party."
"Oh, well that's a recipe for connundrum."
"Jigga what?"
"Todd, you're such a fag."
"So?"
"I hate fucking fags."
"...I-"
"I'm your brother you see."
by lazirus July 07, 2004
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The best role-playing game ever created. All of its elements are beyond stasifying and I found that every hour I put into it was well worth the dedication, EVEN if the entire video game was comprised of Japanese dialogue.
It's only substantial rivals are Secret Of Mana, Lufia 2, Illusion Of Gaia, Soulblazer, and Terranigma. There are so many more that I could mention as well. All on the SNES, the only system that you could ever say that time was spent on creating its games that was for the purpose of creating a lovable game that people could grow up treasuring.
by lazirus July 06, 2004
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The evolved form of "Pidgey". What pidgey evolves into. If you were to devolve pidgeotto you would remove the card to find a "pidgey" card.
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
"Interested in girls yet?"
Nope~!!! adsfhdaherahaerhaerhadrhdarh
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
"Interested in girls yet?"
Nope~!!! adsfhdaherahaerhaerhadrhdarh
by lazirus July 06, 2004
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by lazirus July 06, 2004
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"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
by lazirus July 06, 2004
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