lazirus's definitions

Illusion of Gaia

Better than Soulblazer, but not as good as terranigma.

Definition is too short? It can never be too short!

See Soulblazer, and Terranigma. And j00, and pwns. I had to add that.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love

"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)

by lazirus July 8, 2004

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?

you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!

by lazirus July 8, 2004

terranigma

Arguably one of the finest games ever created. Though like Seiken Densetsu 3 it never made it stateside, it was big in the UK and among the many gamers in America that have managed to get a hold of it, myself included.

Terranigma is the third and final installment in the "Gaia series".

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Gotta catch 'em all

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Bust that nigga!

Bastardization of "Null that african human's biological clock!". . . . . .

wegfnoiwegn0w34ht thj4w30ghwe0g -9jwef0hweg -9hjwef0h h w09ug0weg. 325346 23463465 235235 fucking bullshit reherwhg

by lazirus July 6, 2004

seiken densetsu 3

The best role-playing game ever created. All of its elements are beyond stasifying and I found that every hour I put into it was well worth the dedication, EVEN if the entire video game was comprised of Japanese dialogue.

It's only substantial rivals are Secret Of Mana, Lufia 2, Illusion Of Gaia, Soulblazer, and Terranigma. There are so many more that I could mention as well. All on the SNES, the only system that you could ever say that time was spent on creating its games that was for the purpose of creating a lovable game that people could grow up treasuring.

by lazirus July 6, 2004