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brampton

/'bram-ton/
Noun

A tiny, miniscule male genital organ...

A type of male copulatory organ handled with magnifying glass and tweezers..

An unpleasant surprise and encounter for a lady in the throws of passion

Synonyms
tiny phallus, small dick, macaroni dick
"And then I realised he had a brampton! Didn't know what to do... Or what it was good for!"
by jean-claude March 18, 2013
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Bramble

1. (n) A threat by your girlfriend to be punched in the a**hole.

2. (v) To be punched in the a**hole by your girlfriend
Dude, she was so pissed last night, he totally got brambled.
by kd768 April 12, 2011
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brambilla

Used in Viennese German slang to describe an incompetent person. Taken from the name of Vittorio Brambilla, an Italian Formula One driver known for his accidents and collisions.
He's such a Brambilla. (Der ärgste Brambilla)
by Ronaldo Cator December 20, 2006
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Brampton

Brampton used to be the best school but now is the shitest the people there are just dumb I went there and the teachers didn’t no shit
You are so flipping Brampton
by Hacks.537383638384 January 26, 2019
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bramble

1. A bumbler, fool, or idiot.

2. A man who engages in oral sex with women with smelly vaginas.

3. A man who eats out of garbage dumpsters, even when he can afford a restaurant meal.
Jason may have graduated at the top of his class, but he will always be a genuine bramble. Just look at him eat his snot.
by jimbobobster August 20, 2009
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Bramily

a family of bros, commonly show love by saying things like "No homo !" and "Fuck you pussy !"
"Man my floor last year was such a Bramily, i phuckin miss those brahs."
by TomADg December 11, 2009
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brambles

The unsightly hair on the back of ones neck.
This guy could of used a weed-eater to trim his brambles.
by Jeff Miller October 4, 2003
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