Blunderbuss

When you shit so violently that you scatter fecal matter over the back of the toilet bowl

I went to your mom's and Blunderbuss her toilet

by tripp3344 April 14, 2022

Green Boulder Bicycle

1. A city owned bike in the town of Boulder, Colorado free for any one to use.

2. A Slut, everyone gets to ride. bicycle

Dude: What do you know about that Kate girl?
Cholo: Besides that she's a Green Boulder Bicycle.

by wiggida wack December 24, 2008

bouldering

The act of free climbing large boulders without ropes and harnesses.

We are headed out to Yosemite to do some bouldering tomorrow.

by Todd Laughery August 7, 2005

boulder archwelder

After the girl has fallen asleep, the male ejaculates on her eyelids and allows the ejaculate to dry and harden on her eyelids, making it impossible to open her eyes. The stupid bitch.

I gave Natalie a Boulder Archwelder last night, and took off like a rocket from that skank's pad.

by Warren Piece March 6, 2007

blundering

having many faults, clumsy, careless

its a common miconception that all blondes are blundering idiots.

by celeste March 21, 2005

Boulderdash

Something fun to say when you’re chonged.

“Dude the floor is moving”
“Ye”
“Boulderdash”

by Sudo November 5, 2017

boulder boy

A blunt, teenage, “stoic”, rocklike boy.

Usually Boulder boys don’t reply to texts, as well as correcting people on their spelling and grammar.

They seem to try extra hard to conceal their identity to seem mysterious.

Boulder boys tend to obsess over classic rock icons, mainly to seem cool and quirky.

person 1: why isn’t he responding, it’s annoying
person 2: because he’s a boulder boy

by tazshrekker March 12, 2022