Gold-Bond Cake 

When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.

Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."

Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"

Gold-Bond Cake by AmikeL ErotchX September 15, 2010

The bond

The practice of walking into a corporate building with a hangover fart brewing and riding the lift up and down until you have generated enough gastro international fortitude to arm yourself with a ready to go flatulence bomb. As you approach the ground floor begin singing the intro tune to James Bond and as the lift opens, deploy your secret weapon. Take three paces forward, then spin and draw your finger guns at the new occupants of the lift. as the the doors slide shut yell the final notes of the intro song to the horrified grimace of your victims.

"On my last day of work I gave my boss the bond as he saw. Me out" - terminated employee

"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller

The bond by Someoneyoucantrust January 18, 2015

evie bond 

A fugly munger who smokes 20 fags a day

Fucking hell how many has evie bond smoked

evie bond by Hjsyhdnhbrbey November 25, 2015

hunk bond 

A relationship with, or attachment to, a very attractive man.

She works for a modeling agency and has made a lot of hunk bonds.

hunk bond by smjgJsbjgsm May 27, 2018

James Bond Burger 

To make sweet, passionate love to the subject of the sentence

"You better check yourself before I James Bond Burger you up, my man"

"don't threaten me with a good time"

James Bond Burger by sussy mogus September 24, 2022

james_bond_rulez 

a sexy, muscular, well suited gentleman who has a license to kill any fags that pisses him off.

james_bond_rulez vows to kick osama bin laden in the ballz and bring him to justice

james_bond_rulez by james January 12, 2004

50s James Bond

your bitch and you stand back to front she then puts a cork in her vagina queefz it out into your open ass hole and sucks it out

"We were dry humping and she pulled a 50s James Bond!!!"

50s James Bond by Ryan (vagina munger) Meara April 18, 2007