Blitzered

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).

Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.

by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013

Blitz My Krieg

When Papa Russia is hitting you from behind and Germany screams Danzig or war!

"Give me all your land," says Germany.
"Please don't blitz my krieg," says Poland.

by Bob Ross, Expert of NMS September 4, 2017

Blitzmas-Shopping

Christmas shopping that is done at the absolute last minute it can be done while moving at a blistering pace.

It was December 24th at 8pm and Chris suddenly remembered that he hadn't bought most of the Christmas gifts he needed, so Chris went blitzmas-shopping .

by AndyBozac December 27, 2017

blitz-nutzed

Absolutely wasted drunk on purpose

It was such a bad week at work that the ladies in the office decided to go out for margaritas with the intent of getting blitz-nutzed.

by Rand-o Calrissian August 20, 2018

Blitzkrieg

To seemingly teleport within the confines of a professional wrestling show.

I’m watching Nitro from September 6th, 1999 and I was fascinated by what I witnessed. While his partners made their entrance, the wrestler known as Blitzkrieg appeared in the ring throwing spinning heel kicks by himself.

by Mike Tenay December 19, 2018

BlitzCraigD

To be beaten by Craig without prior awareness of his talents.

By the time James realized he had been BlitzCraigD, the damage had been done.

by LT BooGore July 22, 2019

Blitz Rap

Sudden, swift, and overwhelming Rap.

Wow, Denzel Curry's is song Ultimate is some crazy Blitz Rap.

by TalentedRapper August 8, 2019