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bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first
Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

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Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
by Smitty February 24, 2003
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Something a person says when a band they have liked forever becomes famous, and everyone starts talking about it. Said person gets irritated, rants, and says, "I liked them before they became popular." It's pretty much a more subtle way of saying, "FIRST" but it still makes you look like an asshole.
Person 1 : OH MAN I LOVE CHESTER FRENCH THEY ARE SO COOL WHEN THEIR MUSIC IS PLAYED ON MTV
Person 2 : I remember finding their Myspace way before they got famous. I liked them before they became popular.
by Jeulian October 12, 2009
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Shake before the cake

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.
That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.
by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016
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Sore-from-the-night-before-dog

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.
Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.
by Damion69 November 1, 2010
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Befornication

A synonym to foreplay, encompassing, but not limited to, all that it implies. Usually used by high-class males before a night of sweet lovin'. Or perhaps after, in a manner of reflection.
Before
Male: Befornication, madam?
Female: Quite.
by Ben Hall August 30, 2007
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before

The word before can also mean in front of, ahead of. It is an old meaning which is rarely used nowadays.
He stood before my eyes and didn't say a word.
by Abadacus January 8, 2010
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beforehand

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:
I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.
by Achint April 26, 2006
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