Batman

Quite probably the best superhero known to man. After a tragic childhood accident, Bruce Wayne devoted his mind to crime-fighting. Although many know him for his fortune and gadgets, Batman's main strengths are is astounding intelligence and willpower. It is generally agreed upon by his fans that if you tell him who his opponent will be a week ahead of time, he will always win.

Batman would compete in the Olympics, but he has better things to do than win enough gold to destabilize an economy.

by Batfan December 20, 2010

YouTube Bating

The Act of Masturbating to some random ass YouTube video; Mosty done while casually masturbating or out of boredom

*Thomas jerking off while on YouTube *

Carl: Thomas what are you doing jerking off to a makeup tutorial?

Thomas: Oh I'm just YouTube bating.

by billy Bob17 February 11, 2017

Batnap

The act of having a bat (masturbating), then having a nap. It is a play on the term 'catnap.'

Batman: After a long day of crime fighting, I enjoy a good batnap.

by Batnapper December 30, 2010

bstmn

Blew Snot Through My Nose (In conjunction with LMFAO)

I was told that my ex-wife was attracted to another fat woman.

LMFAOBSTMN (wrecked a keyboard) re:fark.com

by Carl Judd February 5, 2005

Batman Tan

A tan line around someone’s eyes from wearing sunglasses in the sun for too long – which looks like Batman masks.

Boy : Umm...What’s up wid the “Batman Tan” you got going there?
Girl: Aargh! I was like at the Tennis match for like a 100hours last Saturday and the result is...well you get the picture....

by poozies February 20, 2011

Batmanification

the switch of a character's reputation from unknown to that of a feared, epic hero(ie. Batman)

Dr. Who went through the process of Batmanification.

by silverjace July 26, 2011

Batman Shirt Wednesday

A long standing tradition of FDR High School wherein the pupils of this institution chose to don a shirt that portrays the emblem of the long-beloved hero. Both men and women partake in this glorious tribute to Gotham's masked hero each Wednesday

Just look at Zach there, he always participates in Batman Shirt Wednesday

by Ms. Jerome January 4, 2012