burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003

Bacondirt

When something is gone over & over again. Repeatedly, belaboringly, needlessly. With a hugely smartass undertone.


Can also mean: Shut it. Zip it. Enough already. Finis.

Can also conveniently mean:

Bullshit!

Shirley? Don't you think you've just about beat this isssue with your severe lack of confidence into the bacondirt? Get a grip for the love of god.

by aMelunknowntoyooboo February 14, 2009

bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Baconology

The belief that God put man on earth to make, and consume bacon.

I'm not a Christian, I left it for the more lucrative Baconology

by DarthMoose December 11, 2010

Bacon Trash

-A person who engages in the ghetto/white trash type behavior of putting bacon on a salad or combining it with some other food that it doesn't belong with.

-Someone who will eat anything if it is wrapped in bacon.

Bacon Bits = Bacon Trash gold

by Big Rood November 15, 2011

baconing

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.

We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.

by rgg September 14, 2012