acorn-dick

A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.

Barry: So, did you get laid last night?
Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong

by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005

Acoustic

A person who has autism.

Wow! Would you look at that guy, he is proper acoustic.

by JenoBeno October 9, 2023

acoustify

1. to make acoustic in sound

a. to take a song and play it acoustically (i.e. "unplugged")
2. to prepare an area so that said area is more resonant (i.e. more acoustic)

"This room sounds dull.... we need to acoustify it with some resonant board to bounce the sound"
"Its really acoustified now, I can hear it much better"
"I like the acoustified version better"

by WelcometoDylanD February 4, 2010

ACORN

Awfully Corrupt Officials for Registring Negroes (ACORN) is yet another corrupt political group hiding under the guise of helping the poor and advancing civil rights.

ACORN might do at least a little good despite their repeated offenses at advising people on how to effectively commit tax fraud and defrauding people to believe they are simply registering voters when they are really aiming to register democratic voters. But isn't it *truly* a mark of shame for the democrats when they benefit so extremely disproportionately from an effort at registering the nation's most uneducated, uninterested and ignorant people to vote? What will they do in the next tight election, court the violent pedophile vote?

by FigurinOutLife September 11, 2009

Acoustic

a word used to describe anything that works without electricity. It can also refer to doing anything without using electronic gadgets, or something old fashioned.

" My grandpa has an acoustic 1930's phone."
or
" Fred didn't ask Liz out on Facebook, he did it the acoustic way"

by MamaGramma March 5, 2010

acorn

A superior computer company from the early nineties which unfortunately went out of business. Their graphical abilities were far greater than any other computer of the time.

If acorn still made computers, they would own all others.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

acorn syndrome

When someone is born withought a shaft and only a head, resembling an acorn.

I feel bad for Tommy, he has acorn syndrome

by Tickels55 March 10, 2009