muimi/fig/andy

the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!

Muimi/Fig/Andy deserves the whole world!!

by BosCircus December 12, 2021

Fig

Truly one of the most talented and creative individuals to have existed in this world. Can make amazing dnd sessions as well as beautiful artwork. Makes everyone proud just to by existing.

I am so proud to have Fig as my child. I don’t know what I could have done without them.

by N1N3 February 3, 2022

White line Yellow Fig

The dermatology of skin found in a veiny stomach.

Habilitation: “Wow your White line Yellow fig is huge since I let you in skin room first!”

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Fig

a little nonce that needs to be clarted

that lanky bloke over there's an absolute fig

by Gucciflexbape March 12, 2021

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Fig

Countable noun.
A fig is a fruit that looks like a wrinkly ass.

Example for fig: ''My grandma used to bring me figs from her garden before some idiot in a truck turned her into roadkill.''

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025