The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself the Yoda last night

by Smooth.Yoda.is.cute. October 2, 2022

Yoda Fags

People who for some reason believe Yoda is the most powerful jedi and will scour countless internet forums to argue how Yoda could win any fight.

"Did you see those dumb Yoda fags trying to argue how he could beat Thanos"

by dogmansupreme June 19, 2019

Baby Yoda

The most adorable creature you will ever see. How could someone not love him?

Is that baby yoda?
Yes just look at how cute he is?
He is not cute.
You are not breathing.
G A S P * d i e s *

by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021

Yoda

A wrinkly old fuck who needs his ketamine.

Yoda: mmmm ketamine i need.

by lil tim November 8, 2021

yoda on the back

When a man peforms anal sex regardless of the flexibility of the anus.

Reference to Yoda riding Luke Skywalker's back on Dagobah on Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

I had to give her a Yoda on the back:

"It's not going to fit."
"Do or do not; there is no try."

by the_lopes August 14, 2018

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013

DJ Yoda

A very cool guy who is very friendly and does NOT doxx, extort, or DDoS. DJ Yoda is usually found sitting in a discord VC channel or talking in the most degenerate of servers.

Comgirl: euuagh *snorts e-drugs* whos up for esex guys
fat discord mod: me!!
Comgirl: i would NEVER do it with you! DJ Yoda can e-hit me from the back though!!

by sugaraddictedNEET December 12, 2023