winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.

It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.

by xnijxnij December 22, 2008

Winter Cat

A person that can either be a manchild or a assfaggot

"That guy in Steam Chat the other day was being a total Winter Cat

by monsterlover69 December 26, 2014

Winter Grass

Winter Grass is when a woman stops shaving during the colder months. Then resumes proper shaving habits during the warmer months.

Hey Michelle just because it's winter doesn't mean you have to let the winter grass grow.

by Oliver Ripley October 6, 2016

Winter walnut

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.

Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!

by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019

Jade winters

A very special girl who is always genuine and nice to everyone. She is picky with the boys she talks to. Jade always wants to have fun and should let Logan have a chance hah

Jade Winters is hot

by Davynarce November 11, 2019

The Wet Winter

When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.

You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!

by Thesben March 13, 2020

Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.

When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"

by Zil025 June 6, 2020