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Twin Porncruiter 

Someone who looks for people that look like other people and tries to convince them to work on a porn site. Nobody knows why the hell they do this, but I'm sure theres a very good reason for it. The people that spend their time finding people that look like other people are very important people.
I wish I were a Twin Porncruiter, scouring the web finding people that look like people sounds thrilling.
Twin Porncruiter by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
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twin screw steamer

A sexual position involving 3 persons in which 2 are male and 1 is female. This position most similarly represents the “Eiffel Tower”, while the female presents herself to perform fellatio on one male whilst being penetrated by the other from behind. She will then be spun by both males such that she resembles a roticery chicken being cooked / steamed. This, this ambitious position has coined the phrase the “twin screw steamer”
Aragorn, Legolas and Mrs. Gamgee had a great twin screw steamer last night. Too bad she got so dizzy!
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Twin Peaks 

(Verb) Masturbating two men simultaneously until both "peak" upon one's face.
Could you hand me a napkin? I just twin peaked two guys a few minutes ago.
Twin Peaks by Rene & Kath March 19, 2007

Twin Turbo 

The term twin turbo derives from amityville, new york. Twin turbo (verb) is the action of one(1) girl giving two(2) guys, in some cases best friends, a hand job at the same time. During a twin turbo under no circumstances can the two recievers make any sort of eye contact whatsoever. When the action is complete the giver usually feels ashamed of herself and must accept any and all sarcastic remarks from friends, family, and the twin turbees.
1:"yo pow i noticed theres a girl sitting in the middle of us, what do you think we should do?"
2:"well actually were in perfect position for a twin turbo!"
1:"youre so smart! just dont look into my eyes"
Twin Turbo by this ish cray August 23, 2011

Twin Towers 

Two buildings in New York that got attacked by terrorists.
I never saw the Twin Towers until 9/11
Twin Towers by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Twin Towers 

1. Two landmark buildings in New York City (formerly the tallest in the world) officially known collectively as part of the World Trade Center. Both of these buildings were destroyed by terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, 2001.

2. The World Wrestling Entertainment tag team Akeem and the Big Boss Man (back when the company was called the Worldwide Wrestling Federation).
(1) The Twin Towers were located in Manhattan.

(2) Last night, the Twin Towers miserably defeated the National Disasters.
Twin Towers by ocfernan July 13, 2003

Twin Pack 

Bhenchode! Angel has such as hot pair of twin packs that I want to bunny-ize her!
Twin Pack by Sami December 5, 2004