table flirting

table flirting is when you and another person a few tables away start smiling and looking at eachother every few seconds, but nothing more happens.

Person 1: That guy at the bar last night was totally table flirting with me last night.
Person 2: Awww, sorry nothing happened.

by nataliecoex3 March 9, 2008

Ghetto Table

The table in a school cafeteria where all the druggies and goths sit. The rich and middle class kids love to make fun of this table.

See ghetto

Rich kid 1: Look at the kids at that ghetto table!
Rich kid 2: I know, they're all so poor.

by GHETTOOOOO FABULOUS October 19, 2009

enchantment table

An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.

“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”

by JahsehOnfroyRicardo September 12, 2019

From the dining table

a harry styles song that you can SOB to when you’re missing that one person 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Man, i had a mental breakdown listening to from the dining table last night.

by sad bitch 100 March 23, 2020

setting the table

1. To literally prepare a dining table for a meal.
2. To lay the groundwork for a future event.

eg. Gary believes his wife is setting the table for divorce.

by Bad Santa August 5, 2008

table muscle

someone's huge belly.

You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

Crapped the Tablet

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.

I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.

by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006