Testosticross

(test-OSS-ih-cross) v. The movie moment when every man in the theater crosses his legs and moans, right after someone's groin has been pummelled onscreen.

"Oh! DUDE! That was the worst testosticross moment EVAR!"

by Cynthia E. Jones January 4, 2006

textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.

"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."

by Allyson W. January 22, 2009

textophile

a person who can't hold a real conversation unless its via text.

A. Dude she didn't speak to me the whole trip, but she was mad texting me how much fun she was having.
B. Dude she's a textophile.

by notatextophile April 4, 2009

Textosterone

A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to get a girl to date them. In women, it results in massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can read them, much less reply.

Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.

by Lun4ticBeast March 18, 2010

Textography

When a Picture is made in text, such as

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Also Bubble words like
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（ ´∀｀） ＜ <Have A Great Day>

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. ノく＿＿つ∪∪ ＼

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Whoa, Nice Textography.

by TGRScythe July 1, 2016

testoclanotamy

that after-glow feeling right after one urinates

Alex: I haven't peed in 5 days.
Charlie: When you do, you'll feel a wave of testoclanotamy.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 28, 2006

testosterone park

A group of small rundown individual cabins once rented for getaway vacations but now housing mostly single men, where there are more trucks, ATVs, and power toys etc. than residents.

After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.

by SophieBird July 11, 2009