Tard tender

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county
by Steinbrenda January 09, 2022
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Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
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twat tender

Money placed into the vagina after sex.
Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid
by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022
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Tender Coochie

A girl who attracts men who pretend to be interested in them only for them too be used or played for sex
Yeah she’s definitely a tender Coochie
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Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser
by Flashkk October 04, 2020
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the legendary spell casted by the great GANDOLF GABE born in the fires of eon worked through pain in the forge upon finding the legendary chicken tender he became undieingly powerfull and casted his first spell while running under the burning brick roof of the forges tunnels he said slowley triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado instintly disppering never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
oh yea take this spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado. (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
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