Some cunt that draws a bunch of cartoons and thinks that they're a huge load of shit. He will also get mad if you fuck with his friends.
by EdgyBastard2918 May 27, 2018

fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.
by buttdestroyer3000 April 28, 2019

A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.
Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
by pretty smart person and friend July 19, 2016

A lying cheating ex-wife who gets preggers by the neighbor and then moves in with him and takes your kids to Cockeysville like 45 minutes away and you never get to see them anymore and who has you pay a ton in child support.
by The-ex February 4, 2010

Referring to a situation in which you no longer have a chance. Comes from Tony Dungy, where "Dungy" is originally used in place of "done". Further creativity leads to "Tony"
by SlowBucksSam November 22, 2019

Tony is a don who owns the whole world including ur mom.He is the real Playboy.Not even ur boy Johnny Sins can compare to the amount of nuts he’s busted.He is sexy intelligent pimp/druglord who shits gold and eats diamonds for breakfast.Be AWARE he will kill you if you fuck with his money and girls .Last time he had the Queen of England sucking his dick because he was “bored”.
Person 1: You don’t want to fuck with me I know Big Tony
Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.
Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.
by L.Dotz715 March 16, 2020
