that was the joke Ted

You say this when somebody blatantly states the meaning of a joke that everybody got.

It comes from the episode of Family Guy when Peter becomes friends with Lois's father.

Carter: "Ace high or low"
Peter: "It goes both ways."
*everybody laughs*
Ted Turner: "like a bisexual"
Peter: "That was the joke Ted."

by McNooget April 16, 2010

Bill and Ted

Time traveling teenagers who seek to solve world peace by making music

Be Excellent to each other- Bill and Ted

by AREZBETHEI September 14, 2020

Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020

Dirty Ted

When you fuck someone then hack them to bits in your Volkswagen Beetle

Man he really pulled a Dirty Ted! Hope he gets 10 life sentences.

by Nasty Ginger June 7, 2022

super ted

a large female of the black origin, usually with a big bumper

cor blimey, look at that super ted!

by jim July 15, 2003

ted jenkins

A commonly used aboriginal/ white boy name often given to those of kind nature and a humble heart.

Girl: Dad meet my new boyfriend
Dad: keep him, he seems like Ted Jenkins

by jackphillips43 April 25, 2017

ted janky

(adjective). In the world of pottery, the phrase ted janky refers to a piece that is not visually appealing. The geometry and finger loops are just insanely grotesque.

Blah! That mug is ted janky.

by slamjanky February 18, 2020