sargasum

A sarcastic orgasm. When you reach the climax of your sarcastic comments.

Omg yesterday I totally had a sargasum.

by Purplepoprocks5 January 19, 2016

Shargler

A shart gargler, as in one who gargles sharts. An individual who is particularly despicable or dastardly.

His repeated failure to condemn blatant acts of discrimination has solidified his place in history as a grade A shargler.

by Richard Precum October 10, 2017

Snargleburger

An alternative to any swear word. Typically said in a more censored context where swear words would not be appropriate. It also is a good conversation starter for people who haven’t heard the term before.

I forgot my condoms! SNARGLEBURGER!

by QuargaPie October 25, 2018

Sarges Sex Tape

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped

I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019

Sargasm

An orgasm due to too much sarcasm.

Brad you have to stop, you are too funny. I'm about to have a sargasm 👅🔥

by Jwiggles April 21, 2019

Snargglefack

That feeling of your husband jim coming home without an arm for the THIRD FUCKING TIME THIS WEEK!

Jim: *walks in room with no arm* Hey honey..?
Jan: *looks at jim* wheres it gone this time?
Jim: *looks down in dissapointment* uhhhh..
Jan: Damn it not again

I'm so snargglefacked my husband just lost his arm again!

by Dankdaddy6948yes August 16, 2019

Shargle

When one shits desperately through a loud, powerful, and almost uncontainable amount of fart gasses, almost sounding like one was gargling out their ass.

As I approached the lavatory, I could hear someone shargle away in the stalls. As that point, I just turned around and walked away.

by ManifestShargley October 29, 2019