scrumph

play word for someone who's more than a friend, but who you're not going out with,

"aha, yeah but i'm fitter than you (;"
"how rude ;o! :)"
"i'm sorry scrumph, love you really"

by katie + emmy March 18, 2008

scrumpt

Eating something that is scrumptious/delicious

I am scrumpting on some cereal
I am just scrumpt my pizza
I just scrumpted some milk

by Jmae (Ice Age Baby) June 24, 2022

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

scrumpadequapish

the roots of this word are scrumptious and quap (cum bubble queef). this word is used to describe the lusciousness of a woman's vagina when the word luscious isn't enough.

Sarwa's vagina is so luscious that the word luscious doesn't do justice... its scrumpadequapish.

or

Brittney's is scrumpadequapish

by yagamilight5416716 March 14, 2010

scrump

A sexy male that looks good enough to eat/bite. Originating from the word scrumptious.

He is a scrump. I hope it's some scrumps lurking in the club tonight.

by Evanie March 5, 2008

scrump

Verb. To hump Jensen Ackle's "I can has a cookie?" face.

Wtf does "scrump" mean?

It is the word for humping Jensen's cookie face, naturally.

by CookieScrumper September 29, 2007

Scrump

(noun) A ghetto, usually white girl, that wears boys boxers and low-ridin' shorts. She usually has a strange figure, not skinny, not fat, in between and lets it show. She has a nasty face and even nastier genitalia, or vagina. A step up from the adjective 'scrumpy.' Originated in Wichita, KS by Colton Falconburg.

"Hey Todd, you see Cathy lately? Bitch looks like a Scrump."
"Todd. You should hella slap that scrump."
"Todd, my man. Can't believe you did that scrump. I bet you'll be payin' for that shit, man."

by Toddsterr April 9, 2010