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Saratoga

1. a place in New York

2. a war battle

3. a town in northern California's Santa Clara County with a population of 30,000, full of rich people with big houses who work their asses off in school. However, contrary to what "saratogasux" says (and contrary to popular belief), most Saratogans are not snobby assholes.
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by L. Matthews May 1, 2004
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Scratcher

Social Welfare/Security benefits, paid to unemployed persons. Also known as the Dole. Primarily Irish, but may have international usage.
I got laid off last week, so I just signed on to the scratcher.
by DECEiFER March 3, 2008
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Saratoga

1. A place in NY
2. Full of kids that have too much money and time with no parental supervision. Mass drug and alcohol use to the point where the school should just be held at rehab.
Saratoga? Oh your a toga toker.
by Jack of all Trades October 17, 2005
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chicken scratch

When your handwriting is unreadable by anybody but yourself.
Tom's teacher complained that only Tom could read his won chicken scratch.
by Rich June 20, 2003
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scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.
I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.
by jane April 6, 2005
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head scratcher

1. Noun. Any particularily puzzling event or object which prompts a puzzled scratch of the head.

2. Head scratch. Verb. Most common reaction when one spots a set of man boobs - especially when the man who is sporting the boobs is not exactly large or fat, and the occurance of the man boobs is puzzlesome, prompting the observer to scratch their head in curiosity
(Jeny scratches her head, looking puzzled)
"Jeny, why are you scratching your head?" asks Michelle.

"Well, look." (points toward a young man.) "He has man boobs... but he isnt fat." Jeny replies.

"Hmmm," ponders Michelle. "Thats a real Head Scratcher."
by mac n fode August 10, 2006
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crack scratch

A constant itch associated with lack of crack. Common among crackheads and drug addicts when they need a fix.
Tyrone Biggums, on the Chapelle Show, constantly has a crack scratch.
by cammy March 29, 2006
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